WARNING: SahibCraft works fine on my system, but I can not promise it on yours. I am not liable for any damages to your computer or account. Do not give the link to SahibCraft.jar, that is strictly prohibited. Have you ever wanted a weird Minecraft version? SahibCraft is here! What is SahibCraft? SahibCraft is my own version of Minecraft, that basically... cow chests. That's all I need to say. Where can I get SahibCraft? You can get SahibCraft here: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28315077/SahibCraft.zip How do I install it? Run the installer, then in your launcher, click Edit Profile, click the little arrow next to "release ___", then select "release SahibCraft", click Save Profile, and play! How do I uninstall it? Just run the uninstaller, that's it. SahibCraft is not a virus or malware. Where can I see the updates? Well, you can go over to sahibcraftblog.weebly.com and see there.
Just a note to people that download this: I decompiled it and it uses external libraries which I can not find, thus I can not garantuee safety. Also, we are not responsible for any damage caused to your account!
I just extracted vanilla 1.8.3, made a few edits, and then repacked it. Not sure how those libraries came into here...
Well, I actually don't. But I have to admit your post was funny. All I did was simply extract 1.8.3, make a few edits to the texture files, and to the text files, and then turn it back into a .jar file.