A Guide To Surviving Without Minecraft Server Creative [part 2]

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  1. Sahib

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    You have been waiting for 16 hours. FillWerrel rated the first one "Optimistic." Now, be prepared for the next installment in this sarcastic series.
    A Guide to Surviving Without Minecraft Server Creative [Part 2]
    Written by Sahib
    Option 1 suggested by 'imme'
    std::cout << "pizza" << endl;
    Apparently the first guide wasn't "effective" enough. I came here to change that.
    Option 1: The "Fuck Electronics" Approach
    Very simple. Throw your computer and all electronic devices into a fucking lake, and then live forever in the forest, learning the language of squirrels.
    Here is an excerpt from "The Squirrelese Handbook" by Joe Winklepants:
    "Squirrels speak in many ways. Most of the time it is incomprehensible. So if you want to learn it,
    just speak fucking gibberish."
    Very well said, Joe.
    Option 2: The "Go with the Flow" Approach
    Another simple approach. Just play Survival.
    However, you know the style of these guides and this is not all:
    In fact, you spam in chat:
    "I AM GOING WITH THE FUCKING FLOW YOU CANNOT BAN ME"
    (Hint: You will get banned)
    Option 3: The "Rival" Approach
    Just go onto Survival and spam a rival server, so your buddies can play with you.
    "OMG OMG FLUB, ORRRYYY GO TO WWW.THISISNOTASERVER.COM MEET ME AT LOBBY 21"
    Very effective, and very effective for getting banned.
    Option 4: The "Illegal" Approach
    If you have the know-how, you might be able to remotely re-open Creative.
    However expect a few angry Overseers at your door step the next morning...
    Option 5: The "Staff" Approach
    Just play normally, and eventually you will work up to Staff.
    Then, you get a secret command called /mindcontrol that forces your buddies to play on another
    server with you.
    I've seen it before. Thatguy is not very good at hiding it.
    Option 6: The "Nothing" Approach
    Join Survival every day, and literally do nothing.
    This will send a message to Staff saying "please open Creative again".
    They will send a message back saying "it's not on purpose...... penguins eat potatoes"
    So hopefully this guide is a bit more effective.
    (you happy now greenjuice?)
     
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  2. Greenjuice

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    "like for part 3" Is this a shitty youtube video now?
     
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  3. flubbyfluffer

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    Yes, just without the video
     
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    a very fucking shitty youtube video now
     
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    once again gg flub
     
    #5 Sahib, Jul 17, 2015
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    Made a minor edit at the bottom.
     
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    :c
     
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